If you are looking for the Finals of the Great Goatee Debate…head over here!
The Semi Finals of the Great Goatee Debate have arrived. This is the most controversial Facial Hair Face Off bracket so far, but the numbers don’t lie and these 4 goateed warriors were chosen by YOU. Today we have 2 competitors from the music industry, and 2 actors. In the battle of the musicians will you choose Ex-Soundgarden/Ex-Audioslave frontman Chris Cornell, or will you pick the always polarizing Kanye West? In the actor mash up, will it be The Dude, Jeff Bridges, or the Bearded Lady, Debra Christofferson? Today’s winners will face off tomorrow for the right to represent the goatee division in the Facial Hair Face Off. Vote early….vote often….vote now!
Winner – Chris Cornell
Winner – Debra Christofferson
Good thing I google “Carnivale” or I would never have known I was in the Great Goatee debate! It’s not often a woman is included in a facial hair contest. I’m honored…I think!
Debra- If it really is you, I am the one that is honored!
Carnivale is one of my absolute favorite shows, probably the only show that I enjoyed enough to get angry about when it was canceled.
We talk about the show all the time, and when we came up with this contest Lila was the first character that came to mind, to be our first female contestant. We are all rooting for you!
I just wish I there was a way to tell if this is really you.
I swear on my glued-on ringlet of a beard that it’s me. I’m so glad you enjoyed “Carnivale.” It was an amazing show and a once-in-a-lifetime experience. I’ve sent you an e-mail thru the CONTACT feature on your website. Hope to hear from you!
I am Scott MacDonald, and played Burley on “Carnivale”– I can attest that it is indeed the lovely and talented Debra C with whom you are in contact. I voted for her even though ‘the dude abides’. Looking forward to the great fu manchu contest (Burley’s was thick) next!!! Scott
Wow, this is so cool!
I’m excited that you all have found the site, and I am fully backing Debra in not only the Goatee Debate, but the entire Facial Hair Face Off! It looks like you have the semi finals in the bag, and tomorrow you will probably be facing Chris Cornell. If (yeah right we know you will) you make it past Cornell you will be in the Final Four and up against Mr. Chuck Norris!
Scott- Unfortunately we already did the ‘stache bracket, but you will be in the 2008 version of the Face Off…I promise!
Again, I’m so glad that you found the site, and I hope you are having as much fun as we are.
Debra- I did receive your email and I’ll send you a reply right away!
-chris
Go Deb! Cornell is bringing a weak facial hair game to this party- besides I hear he is just an AudioSlave trapped in a Soundgarden (I know, I know thats bad)– I hope his utter defeat to lovely Lila will not disturb his latest solo release date! Look forward to some face off action next year! Scott (a.k.a. Burley)
Dear Deb,
Bearded ladies don’t come any sexier than you. Ah, you have come so far since Tiger’s Bones. Til then my sweet. Jimi
Hey, what’s with this “Jimi Newman” guy?!
He thinks you’re the sexiest bearded lady? What does HE know about sexy? After all, his wife Jordana, whom he says is the sexiest un-bearded lady, is…………. oh……. oh, wait a second, wait a second…… Jordana IS the sexiest beard-free lady!
So I guess he DOES know what he’s talking about!
May thousands of hairy votes come your way, sexy Debra! And lots of good giggles, as well.
My Darling Goddess Sister,
This vote’s for you honey! xoxo
Chris. You are backing deb now? I thought you were my biggest fan. What’s up with that? You will never be allowed to eat french fries out of my hair on your birthday.
That is heelarious man. How are you feeling? Can you believe what’s happening around here?
Who else can wear a goatee with such elegance? Only Debra! We love you! x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x
GO DEBRA!!!! I voted for you and hope you win. If they ever have a babyface big guy contest… remember Gabriel from Carnivale. Good luck Debra!
Brian
I have to say your the best.
Hey, Brian! Thanks for your vote and good wishes! Wow, Chris, you’ve now gotten three “Carnivale” alum writing in to your site. Way to go!
I know! This is so cool! Good luck in the finals, Mario is a tough little plumber.
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